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Make a bold statement with the Dropkick Defense Hoodie! Featuring the humorous and eye-catching quote “Officer, I dropkicked that child in self-defense” on the back, this hoodie combines edgy humor with everyday comfort. The front showcases a minimalist pig-with-a-crown graphic, adding a touch of personality without overwhelming the design.
Crafted from high-quality polyester, this hoodie offers a smooth, soft feel and long-lasting durability. The material is lightweight yet warm, perfect for layering or wearing on its own in cooler weather. Designed with a spacious kangaroo pocket and adjustable drawstring hood, it provides both function and style.
Features:
Size: Large
Material: 100% Polyester
Front graphic: Pig-with-crown logo
Back print: Bold humorous quote in mixed fonts
Adjustable drawstring hood
Soft inner lining for comfort
Ribbed cuffs and hem for a snug fit
Whether you’re lounging at home, out with friends, or showing off your unique sense of humor, this hoodie is sure to grab attention and spark a few laughs.
